When dating a Latina, I promise you will find five of the following traits in the women you come across.
Whether she's from the Caribbean, Central America or South America, Latinas have a lot more in common than you may think.
This is especially true for spicy Latinas who love to dance, in other words, literally all of us.
And as a token of our appreciation for the cute nickname, we'll call you papi, which is cute and not creepy at all. We scream when we're angry, we scream when we're happy, we scream in our sleep.
As newborns, we are rocked to sleep to the sound of "Quimbara quimbara quma quimbamba" by one of our 37 cousins.
By the time we're toddlers, instead of learning the "Hokey Pokey," we're taught how to dance in a rueda de casino.
Cleaning is one of the many things we're very passionate about, but be careful, we'll name our first-born Pine-Sol if you let us.Latinas are by far the hungriest women I have come across, and this also applies to my own eating habits.If you want to impress a Latina, be prepared to come with an empty stomach everywhere you go, especially if you ever get to meet her grandmother.Start with the easy, one-word names like Celia, Juanes or Shakira, pre-Don’t rush us.Here’s a very simple-yet-fundamental truth about dating a Latina: It’s important for us to look good, even if we’re going to the supermarket (as Eva Mendes once said: “Sweatpants are the number one reason for divorce”).